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Comission- Leda and the Swan by Bilious Comission- Leda and the Swan by Bilious
Comission for ~EalaDubh , from the greek myth Leda and the Swan, Eala recomended calling it "Leda and the Shlong"

Zeus was such a dirty old man! No joke!
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HaggisMcCrablice Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sure, Zeus was bad, but Aphrodite (a.k.a. Venus) was such a slut they named venereal disease after her.
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Ayiana07 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2007
XD! Poor Leda!
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Hazelgirl Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2007
lol..feathered glory..oh nooosss. Thanks to that poem and yeats i am kinda scared of mighty zesus swans.
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Bilious Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2007  Professional General Artist
I'm scared of mighty zeus period XD with his animal fettishes XD
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Hazelgirl Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2007
yes. * twitch* didn't he turn into a bull once too. Or was that some one else ( fyi i am on gaia too Aurora-lightwing)
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Hazelgirl Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2007
lol..feathered glory..oh nooosss.
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vi2section Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2006
oh my lord.
so i was reading my english assignment and we had the famous poem by William Butler Yeats about this thing- and i didn't know the story of Leda and the Swan. So I read it and I was like ".. did that lady just get RAPED BY A SWAN!?"
so then i looked it up and saw the huge amount of art there is of it.. and was googleimaging and i saw this and clicked on the dA link and here, it's bilious!

that is the best thing that's ever happened and that's so great. i LOVE his expression, roflmao.
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Bilious Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2006  Professional General Artist
that zeus was so STRANGE! I love him. XDDD
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EmperorNortonII Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2006  Professional Traditional Artist
:lmao:
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Jado-the-Shadow Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2006  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, to think that this was the start to the Trojan war. And that is exactly what happen! Though it would be funny to see her sitting on some eggs.
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Bilious Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2006  Professional General Artist
or giving birth to one large egg with twins inside!! @.@ I read a lot of strange adaptions of the story when I was doing my research! XD
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Vieve-Kethrun Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Blinks sloooowly . . .

Yeah, I remember that myth. And saying that Zeus is a dirty old man is just a weeee bit of an understatement. He makes any pervert look like a saint tT_T
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Daria-rat Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2006  Hobbyist Filmographer
zeus is such a total creep. you really capture him.
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JemaFox Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2006
XD Zues looks likes he's flashing the poor girl. Perverted old man.....Look at all his children! He just wants to get it on with some foxy young thangs instead of Hera.
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Revenge-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006
Zeus is a dirty, dirty man. I'm surprised his wife stayed with him after all the innocent women he's had sex with. Hell, he was even a bull one time. Who would have sex with a bull? Or a swan? And how and the hell did he get that princess pregant if he was golden rain?
So many questions. But there is always a conclusion, like I said before: Zeus is a dirty, dirty man.
Nice job, it's good for a laugh or two. :3 Ha, I love his perverted grin.
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Vieve-Kethrun Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can answer the swan one. Zeus saw the pretty lady, and cause Hera wasn't too happy with his numerous . . . err . . . conquests, he took the form of a great swan and came down, raping her.

Course, I'd've thought a giant swan raping some chick would be just as blatantly obvious as it woulda been if Zeus had had the actual form of a man . . . but, hey, thats me.
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Revenge-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006
Ha, I just noticed that the bull one was alreadly mentioned. Oh well.
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JesIdres Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006  Professional General Artist
*Puts on the Porn music*

I giggled for a good two minutes thanks to this. Bravo, its time people remembered that the myths were all about sex, drugs, and gods on a roll. Just keep him away from my leg, ok?
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rpgfreak Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006
When I frist saw it without reading the comment, I was like WTF!?
Nice lighting effect
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SStefan Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006
sooo funny :D :D :D :D
I love myths, especially greek, and this one pieceis totally cool and awesome, i love it :D
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Himitsu-Keeper Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh my that is one beautiful colouring job! The trees look magnificent! And the action in the picture to! :worship:

Bad Zeus! *pokes* Dirty old man!
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AgentDax Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Hobbyist
haha Zues finds all new creative ways to take advantage of women, I see!

And! I have sandles that look like hers!!! yay! haha
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GunnerRomantic Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
Now that's more like it. I'm sick of all the lyrical, poignantly pious retellings of that tale. THIS IS HOW IT REALLY WENT DOWN.

Bwahahahahahhahahaomg.
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Bilious Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Professional General Artist
Lol Eala directed me, admitedly, but I'm totally amused as well XDD darn, now I want to draw Zeus and his many dirty old man misadventures XD
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Scarecrow-Jack Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006
I would love to see that. :D
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Antigra Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006
... D:

That is... wwwwow. I mean, the guy screws a couple of 'mortals', BUT THEY DON'T GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT IT. XD

Still, great artwork. Of a flashing swan. Teehee.
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Bilious Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Professional General Artist
Hey, I'm just the artist! I didn't write the myth!

Dude... I remember stories about him turning into like... a bull and raping poor ladies and suchlike D: it must suck to be a little greek handmaden! What with these damn gods around to get under their toga in sick sick magical ways!!
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Antigra Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006
I know ;D

Yeah, I recognize that myth. Too bad I don't remember it .__. Also, there's another bull story. Some Crete king guy gets a special bull for a sacrifice, but he's all "hey gods, I'm keeping him." So the gods get all pissed off and make his wife do the dirty with the bull. How is beyond me, but apparently they're good at it and it just kind of happens. Nine months later?

Well, that's where man-eating minotaurs come from :3
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Bilious Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Professional General Artist
oh yeah! And that's why the king has wossisname father of icharis build the giant labarynth to keep the minotaur babything! or something... I know it best from the Story Teller (jim henson) version XD
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Dragoniade Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006
That was King Minos, whose wife gave birth to the Minotaur after her 'experience'. Thus the minotaur, which translate as "The Bull of Minos".
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Bilious Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006  Professional General Artist
yeah, that was it! I think X3
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RaeEsmerelda Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006
...is the light coming from there, or is it just him in general?

This is so wrong...btw, you've got the "dirty old man" expression perfect here. YIKES.
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Bilious Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Professional General Artist
both o: Zues shines like woah!
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suicitepyro Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006
OH DEAR LORD! XD, even before reading the description I knew it was freakin zeus
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andrewk Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006
He's a wicked wicked man!
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Bilious Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Professional General Artist
all the beastiality involved in him! @.@

He's hilarious XD looka' that snarky grin. You know what he's up to. Xo
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andrewk Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006
Peter Griffin: "That means he wants to have SEX!"
Brian: "Um... yeah, that's..... that's sort of what we were trying to communicate here."
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Bilious Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2006  Professional General Artist
LOL XD
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MagicalMelonBall Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
Woah..now.. o.o Uh.. um...

GO AWAY IMAGES IN HEAD PLZ
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Bilious Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Professional General Artist
IT COMES FROM HISTORY!! o.o goodness!
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MagicalMelonBall Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
HISTORY IS WEIRD THAT'S WHY I CHEAT ON THE TESTS

*points* Gaah!
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